- Obviously paranoid delusions… Sane people would not say, “I was anal-probed by aliens!” but “Last night, I was orbiting Earth, bro!”
- I’m just a boy at the pool, standing in front of a girl, asking her to rub the excess sun block on her boobs all over my back, for 5 bucks.
- I don’t know if it’s just me, but I don’t think Cameron Diaz is “all that” unless she has Ben Stiller’s cum in her hair.
