- I know, some guys don’t like it… but once you grab him by the ears, your hairy grotto of wonders will become a magical place. #LoveTips
- At least once a day, I imagine myself living in a hippie-hairy-lesbian commune and masturbate profusely, before turning in to a dad again.
- If my wife cut my penis off and threw it down the garbage disposal, I would tell her off, unless she was really pissed off about something.
- Shaved-chest, Coors Light drinking, faux-Maori tattooed, white sunglasses wearing douchebag-Jesus died for our Honda Civic rims. #Sigh
