2011 – July 24 (Your hairy grotto of wonders)

  • I know, some guys don’t like it… but once you grab him by the ears, your hairy grotto of wonders will become a magical place. #LoveTips
  • At least once a day, I imagine myself living in a hippie-hairy-lesbian commune and masturbate profusely, before turning in to a dad again.
  • If my wife cut my penis off and threw it down the garbage disposal, I would tell her off, unless she was really pissed off about something.
  • Shaved-chest, Coors Light drinking, faux-Maori tattooed, white sunglasses wearing douchebag-Jesus died for our Honda Civic rims. #Sigh
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