2011 – July 28 (Moaned and bent over crying)

  • I accidentally stepped on a lady’s foot in the fruit aisle and she just moaned and bent over crying. I felt so bad for coming in my pants.
  • Jesus dies for our sins? No, no, no… He died for your sins. I haven’t touched a goat inappropriately since third grade.
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