- My dream zoo has signs that say, “You may feed the animals whatever you want!” and “Please, feel free to pet our dwarfs and gingers!”
- A ‘reverse cowboy’ with a hooker having a three foot Mickey Mouse tattoo on her back, is not worth it, no matter the discount coupons.
- My teens… My first pimple on my ball sack, thinking it was a venereal disease! LOL! The bearded gym teacher didn’t even touch me there.
- With my wife and kids out of town, I have watched so much porn that even seeing a crack in the sidewalk gives me a hard-on.
