2011 – June 1 (Cats and Renée Zellweger)

  • Figuring I will get more sympathy if ever kidnapped, I have replaced family photos in my wallet with those of cats and Renée Zellweger.
  • I don’t use a cell phone. If people need to talk to me that badly, they can drive up to my house and knock on the basement window.
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