2011 – June 11 (Non-judgemental and sensitive Pisces)
- I am an understanding, non-judgemental and sensitive Pisces. My wife is a dirty whore Scorpio. So yes, I am perfectly okay with that.
- The son of a really good friend of mine had his first communion today. The least I could do was to go to church and bleed from all orifices.
- I could never cheat on my wife because she would know because I can only whistle show tunes when my balls aren’t aching.
- My favourite part of a restaurant visit is when the waiter comes over with the peppermill like it was found in the Ark of the Covenant.
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