2011 – June 13 (Viral marketing was to be fooled)

  • As a young lad, viral marketing was to be fooled to go behind the garage and catch herpes from Mike’s older sister.
  • I don’t like to make frozen pizzas because the dog always gets riled up when delivery guys try to break in to the house to spit on it.
  • “Fifteen years now… It’s as if you get off on this shit!”, my wife always says when she has to bend over to restack the dishwasher. Mmmm.
  • Instead of calling, I went in to our sushi shop. Turns out it’s the uncle, not the daughter, with the sexy phone voice. I will burn in hell.
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