2011 – June 2 (Derelict Twitter parent)

  • If featured as a derelict Twitter parent tomorrow on CNN because my son has a nosebleed, rest assured, the dog is trained to deal with it.
  • Just in case I have to scare off any burglars, I always have a machete and a pair of Dora the Explorer panties at the ready.
  • Finally got my dog to catch a frisbee like a demon. So freakin’ proud of him! Oh, and one of the kids got some sort of award in school.
  • My daughter broke school dress code again this morning, and had to switch to baggy soccer shorts. She has no clue it is me alerting the VP.
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