2011 – June 24 (Doll of Anderson Cooper)
- Before going down on my wife, I rub the hair of this doll of Anderson Cooper for good luck. I swear to God, I’m like 3 for 8 this year!
- My left nipple is tender and puffy after falling in to some poison ivy when trying to catch a frisbee. I like it! A lot.
- It takes me 0.02 seconds to rip off my Dora the Explorer panties if think I might end up in a car accident involving a hospital visit.
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