2011 – June 5 (Confuses me for a woman)

  • I can tell who confuses me for a woman by the strength and girth of the hard-on in the dude’s TwitPic DM… Not upset; my avi is pretty hot.
  • Cute: “Baby dinosaurs dipped in chocolate.” Cuter: “When my neighbour leans on a shovel and her boobs ‘accidentally’ spill out everywhere.”
  • My wife can’t tell when I print out your profile picture and tape it to one of her butt cheeks, but I think she likes it.
  • Hungover! But I think had sex last night because the bed’s headboard has a notch, a smiley face and an intricate carving of Mona Lisa on it.
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