2011 – June 7 (Small talk about the NBA)

  • It’s the small talk about the NBA or shower curtain patterns in between takes that guarantees that I would never be able to do gay porn.
  • My daughter is afraid her feet stink too much in school… Tip! Marinated sprat fillets from IKEA in her shoes – cheaper than the pill.
  • I hate stupid questions when in a hot tub with strangers: “How did you get past our dogs?”, “You live up the street?”, “Ewww! What is that?”
  • My daughter has friends over on a day when I have ribs on the bbq. Again! One guy is just sitting here drooling and rocking back and forth.
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