2011 – March 11 (Love a free spirit)

  • “I love a free spirit” works better than “I have a chime fetish and would like to hook up with woman who loves to break wind” on eHarmony.
  • The neat thing about CNN is when human tragedy happens, every 5 minutes you are still reminded to buy Cialis, dog food and Ford trucks.
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