- I tweet when things comes to me. Really, I’m not revealing the mysteries of the universe here… Please don’t DM me “advice” – it’s creepy.
- There was a time when having the whitest shoes at the club got you laid. Yeah, the 80s… Related: I have lots of beige shoes for sale.
- That $1800 tattoo on your ass always reminds me that a vivid imagination and a soft hand can be a beautiful thing. Thanks!
