- Ladies, a guy who claims he’ll “Catch a grenade for ya” or “Throw his head on a blade for ya” is only looking for anal. #ManSecrets
- Birthday cards… “Dearest wife” “My darling wife” – bull crap! Hallmark, how about a more realistic “I like you when lubed and gagged”?
- I can’t go to my daughters’ ringuette practice tonight because I will pretend to work on crap around the house. Read: Beer and porn.
