2011 – March 16 (Few days of quiet time)

  • All I need is some chicken wings, beer, good night of sleep and a few days of quiet time, and I’m usually good to go again. Ladies?
  • Aren’t animals supposed to give you forewarning of earthquakes and tremors? My dog is still humping his pillow.
  • I could have danced, juggled or prayed for Japan. Instead, I donated to the Red Cross – call me stupid.
  • Two dancers who must progressively dance better than their opponent – “Dance Off”. Honestly, that shit should finally be null and void.
  • Hey, The Pope! If you really have a hotline – get on it already, or Gary Busey will end up playing you in the inevitable Hollywood movie.
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