2011 – March 18 (Anderson Cooper hair fetish)

  • If it wasn’t for my Anderson Cooper hair fetish, I would have switched from CNN to Al Jazeera a long time ago.
  • You might call me lame, but I’m proud of the fact that I have never taken turns having sex with anything or anyone, or gone bowling.
  • My 5-year-old playing Battlefield BC 2 on the Box: “I just stabbed three snipers in the neck!” Nicely done! But don’t tell mom…#Parenting
  • Great tip for husbands who love to cook! “Eat the steak and kidney pie or give me a blowjob.” She’ll gag it down…. Either way – win!
  • It’s 5:52am. Woke up from a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a back rub. Waiting for my erection to subside so I can go back to bed.
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