- My daughter is bringing home friends due to a fire at school. They are cold. Wife is out. Worst part? I can’t find my Luther Vandross CD!
- Whenever I hear Muammar Gaddafi talk, I think of my Uncle Bobby. He says the same goofy things after taking his eggnog intravenously.
- To all who starred and RT’d my “Best Buy” tweet: I haven’t felt that special since I was allowed a window seat on the short bus. Thanks!
