2011 – March 23 (When telemarketers call)

  • Tip! When telemarketers call and ask how you are doing, try “Great! Sitting here and jerking off to Seinfeld reruns.” They don’t call back.
  • I prayed that an oiled-up Charlize Theron would come to my door, and a Jehovah’s Witness rang the doorbell! Praying sort of works, folks!
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