2011 – March 26 (Jokes about Jennifer Aniston)
- Jokes about Jennifer Aniston buying a baby to avoid stretchmarks gets people more worked up than kittens and wood chippers. People are sick!
- Tonight, I will celebrate Earth Hour, save a hedgehog, by not fingering Jennifer Aniston – again.
- I massaged her hard buttocks with warm oil. I dropped my boxers and inched closer and BAM!
- I ‘sometimes’ star tweets about Smurfs but I ‘always’ cut myself after doing so.
- My penis is huge but I’m really afraid of bees… So yeah, if I ever came across a vagina full of bees, I would turn gay just like that.
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