- It’s nonsense! Crying and showing your emotions to a woman never works… especially when pointing to your empty pint glass down at the pub.
- My wife’s friend is into Wicca. She’s “learning” to cast spells… I love it because it gives me an excuse to go crazy and hump her leg.
- For International Women’s Day, I picked up my clothes and put them in the laundry basket. I also fluffed the pillow on my couch downstairs.
- Ever dreamt you were riding a pony and then woke up screaming and slapping your ass? How did you explain it to your dinner guests? Thanks!
