2011 – March 9 (Going bowling tonight)

  • The guys are going bowling tonight. I’m staying home because I suck at wearing shoes that have been worn by thousands of people.
  • I only married my wife because she doesn’t have a gag reflex, and therefor doesn’t mind doing the Walmart shopping.
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