2011 – May 19 (Slapping your partner’s ass)
- I’m not a gay man but I would think that slapping your partner’s ass after sex and yelling “THAT WAS NICE! CHICKEN WINGS TIME!” is okay?
- I taught my wife how to use the Weed Whacker… Now I can really UP the volume on my porn! #MyLifeIsBrilliant
- Secret! Guys tweeting that they don’t feel ‘anything’ with a condom are virgins who need to learn to jerk off with a finger in the ass.
- Instead of weed and lube, I got whisky for Saturday. If the world doesn’t end – I will kill everyone on the planet! Wait a minute…
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