2011 – May 25 (Brim of your baseball cap)
- “Wow! It’s really hot the way you bent the brim of your baseball cap to the size of a toilet paper roll!” – no woman ever.
- I’m afraid to climb the fence and shit behind our neighbour’s rose bushes because there as so many bees out there this year.
- When on beer no. 17, standing downwind from smokers, and you ask me if I want to play racquetball ‘sometime’ – I assume you want to kill me.
- Tip for a long-lasting marriage! If you can’t hold your erection for more than 4 hours, always be ready to cook some spicy crab cakes.
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