2011 – May 30 (Woman adjusts her thong)

  • Guys, when a woman adjusts her thong before asking if she can buy you a beer, it is NOT code for “Let’s play darts!”. Now you know… too!
  • A friend in healthcare says that me writing, ‘Void if to a guy that listens to Maroon f&^%ing 5!’ on my organ donor card would be ignored.
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