2011 – May 8 (Chicken jerky for the dog)
- $12 for a 2.4 lbs. bag of delicious chicken jerky for the dog! I may, or may not, have emailed the manufacturer why “not safe for humans”…
- The coolest thing about yoga class is that I have learned to bend my body in to every conceivable shape in order to hide a raging hard-on.
- My last tweet – Yes, my mom did pass away when I was 9. It was a very traumatic event. I live it every time you don’t star one of my tweets.
- My mom passed away when I was 9. Every Mother’s Day, I buy a rose and give it to a random lady. Kidding! I eat chocolate for breakfast.
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