2011 – May 8 (Chicken jerky for the dog)

  • $12 for a 2.4 lbs. bag of delicious chicken jerky for the dog! I may, or may not, have emailed the manufacturer why “not safe for humans”…
  • The coolest thing about yoga class is that I have learned to bend my body in to every conceivable shape in order to hide a raging hard-on.
  • My last tweet – Yes, my mom did pass away when I was 9. It was a very traumatic event. I live it every time you don’t star one of my tweets.
  • My mom passed away when I was 9. Every Mother’s Day, I buy a rose and give it to a random lady. Kidding! I eat chocolate for breakfast.
Share
This entry was posted in Tweets. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

* Copy This Password *

* Type Or Paste Password Here *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>