2011 – October 12 (Had to show you her boobs)
- Gym class: girls balancing eggs on spoons and if you hit one with a ball, she had to show you her boobs. Ahhh… I love my false memories.
- “Yes, baby! Rip those panties off me in one clean swoop! Try again… Try again…Try again… Owww! Try again!” – No woman ever.
- The furnace cleaning guy came by and now my wife is forcing me to shower because he smelled better than me. Damn! 5 days… almost a record.
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