2011 – October 18 (Dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation)

  • The dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation are pretty clear once you see my dog pulling on his leash for a chance to roll in deer shit.
  • I think a lady hit on me today at Walmart because when I stood next to her, she placed a 3-pack of toothpaste in her shopping cart.
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