2011-October 22 (When you stood at a urinal)

  • Back in the 80s, when a guy reached around and played with your nipples when you stood at a urinal, it meant he had hair gel. I think.
  • I filmed my wife giving birth to our son – the most beautiful thing you’ll see if you ignore the student nurse gagging in the background.
  • Buried my Keurig coffee maker in the backyard this morning. Haven’t cried this much since I saw myself on video air guitaring Simple Minds.
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