- Back in the 80s, when a guy reached around and played with your nipples when you stood at a urinal, it meant he had hair gel. I think.
- I filmed my wife giving birth to our son – the most beautiful thing you’ll see if you ignore the student nurse gagging in the background.
- Buried my Keurig coffee maker in the backyard this morning. Haven’t cried this much since I saw myself on video air guitaring Simple Minds.
