2011 – September 16 (Thermometer in your dog’s butt)

  • When your vet puts a thermometer in your dog’s butt and calms him with, “I’m really sorry about this…” Say nothing! On my 7th vet already.
  • No matter how hot you are in your one-piece bathing suit, I can’t help imagining your bellybutton looking like a dried Porcini mushroom.
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