2011 – September 18 (Serena Williams’ thighs)

  • “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!” Me sleep-talking last night… about Serena Williams’ thighs wrapped around my head. Wife made breakfast!
  • Men will never know what it’s like to have boobs… Women will never know what it’s like to have plumber’s tape wrapped around your balls.
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