- You have not lived until you have had your wife admit that she was wrong, or taken estrogen and breastfeed a cheetah back to health.
- Tip! Guys, always try to work in the word ‘Stormtrooper’ or ‘Chewbacca’ in to the wedding vows – you can negotiate it to ‘anal’ later on.
- When a fly lands on my neck or forearm, I spasm and throw up a little bit = one of the reasons why I could never have sex behind a dumpster.
- When I was younger, before the advent of the Mile High Club, it was exhilarating to do the dirty on a really steep hill.
- I throw ball – dog fetches ball… over and over, and over, and over again without hesitation and questions. It feel god to be God!
- In order to get in the right frame of mind, I always use my middle finger when dialing HP technical support.
