2011 – September 26 (Wife admit that she was wrong)

  • You have not lived until you have had your wife admit that she was wrong, or taken estrogen and breastfeed a cheetah back to health.
  • Tip! Guys, always try to work in the word ‘Stormtrooper’ or ‘Chewbacca’ in to the wedding vows – you can negotiate it to ‘anal’ later on.
  • When a fly lands on my neck or forearm, I spasm and throw up a little bit = one of the reasons why I could never have sex behind a dumpster.
  • When I was younger, before the advent of the Mile High Club, it was exhilarating to do the dirty on a really steep hill.
  • I throw ball – dog fetches ball… over and over, and over, and over again without hesitation and questions. It feel god to be God!
  • In order to get in the right frame of mind, I always use my middle finger when dialing HP technical support.
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