2011 – September 7 (Bees, heights and croquet hoops)

  • 1 wife. 3 kids. 1 dog. 1 bad knee. 3 phobias (bees, heights and croquet hoops.) = 1.27% chance I’m a serial killer! Who wants to go camping?
  • Ever dream you spoon the 1989 Nicole Kidman – and you squeeze her butt… and your dog wakes you up howling and shitting Lego? No? Whatever.
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