- Ladies, both Steven Tyler and Sean Connery are over 3000 years old. Please, stop swooning – it’s gross.
- Getting +5 things pierced, and a tattoo, I also get a complimentary “Best dad, life-time achievement award foam tie.” I know… Awesome!
- Having my tongue, eyebrows, nose and bellybutton pierced, and a tattoo of Snoopy, just to steal some of my daughter’s rebellious thunder.
- My 6-year-old took an elbow to the head in today’s hockey game… I was livid! (He’s the only one that remembers the cable porn password.)
