2012 – February 18 (Steven Tyler and Sean Connery)

  • Ladies, both Steven Tyler and Sean Connery are over 3000 years old. Please, stop swooning – it’s gross.
  • Getting +5 things pierced, and a tattoo, I also get a complimentary “Best dad, life-time achievement award foam tie.” I know… Awesome!
  • Having my tongue, eyebrows, nose and bellybutton pierced, and a tattoo of Snoopy, just to steal some of my daughter’s rebellious thunder.
  • My 6-year-old took an elbow to the head in today’s hockey game… I was livid! (He’s the only one that remembers the cable porn password.)
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