- Hug? Ok… Mash your boobs into me like I was the last man on Earth and just saved you out of burning palm tree on a deserted island! – Men
- I use as many of my allocated 140 Twittter characters as possible because I’m afraid that you will hate me if I don’t. Balls. Kittens. Shoe.
- My pharmacy has 7 strippers working cosmetics and ONE angry Polish lady that dispenses meds. Often, I just pick up lip gloss to feel better.
- “Mike, picture this: We’ll never again need to bring gifts of berries and squirrel carcasses in order to get laid…” – First gay caveman
- Ladies, both Steven Tyler and Sean Connery are over 3000 years old. Please, stop swooning – it’s gross.
