- It might be the beer… but my wife has never looked sexier than today when showing the Brazilian woman next-door how to use a snow shovel.
- I’m such a considerate lover that when I’m done with the foot rub, women always beg for a dirty spanking. And that’s how I earned my cape.
- When you don’t star one of my tweets, I tell myself that you are busy with real life, instead of hating me, and I feel better! Not really…
- My Irish-blood wife speaks and screams in French fluently which is really hot when I nibble one of her butt cheeks too hard.
- You love your wife, kids, dog and perhaps even your cat… so no, you don’t really love your new iPad, you shallow shit!
- I was going to see Lucky Luke, instead my brother and his girlfriend took me to Star Wars. It changed my life because she was a slut. (1977)
