Advantages of having an obese girlfriend

  1. She will always have a piece of fried chicken in the fridge.
  2. She keeps the bed and the whole house warm.
  3. She won’t run away with your neighbour – or ever…
  4. She has boobs all over the place when bending even a little bit.
  5. She can make tepees out of her underwear when family come to call.
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