Advantages to dating the Olsen twins
- You can easily suck out their bone marrow when playing Goth fetish games.
- There’s lots of room when all of you are in the tub, even if you put on a few pounds.
- When setting up an aquarium, you can use the other one as driftwood.
- You can bond with Mary-Kate and her bulimia when you are seriously hung over.
- If you get both twins in bed at the same time, you’ll have a twoandahalfsome.
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