Advantages to dating the Olsen twins

  1. You can easily suck out their bone marrow when playing Goth fetish games.
  2. There’s lots of room when all of you are in the tub, even if you put on a few pounds.
  3. When setting up an aquarium, you can use the other one as driftwood.
  4. You can bond with Mary-Kate and her bulimia when you are seriously hung over.
  5. If you get both twins in bed at the same time, you’ll have a twoandahalfsome.
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