Advantages with dating a mermaid

  1. When you get tired of your mermaid girlfriend, she can always bring you joy as sushi.
  2. Having a mermaid as a girlfriend opens up all kinds of wonderful things that you can do in a whirlpool.
  3. If you are a tail man, what other girlfriend could be more arousing?
  4. The simple fact that you spend your time under water means that even at her time of the month, she will be as fresh as ever!
  5. You will see her bubbles, but you don’t have to listen to your mermaid girlfriend nagging.
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