- It can be used as a floating device for one of the Olsen twins if you are ever involved in a ferry disaster.
- If gorillas rip it off at the zoo after you steal their bananas, you can simply continue teasing them.
- You don’t have to worry all that much when you walk on your hands – out into a minefield.
- There are fewer fingernails to bite, and it also saves you money as you can simply buy leftover stray mittens at church fairs.
- You don’t even notice that you are having a second tequila related chainsaw mishap.
