Advantages with having a prosthetic arm

  1. It can be used as a floating device for one of the Olsen twins if you are ever involved in a ferry disaster.
  2. If gorillas rip it off at the zoo after you steal their bananas, you can simply continue teasing them.
  3. You don’t have to worry all that much when you walk on your hands – out into a minefield.
  4. There are fewer fingernails to bite, and it also saves you money as you can simply buy leftover stray mittens at church fairs.
  5. You don’t even notice that you are having a second tequila related chainsaw¬†mishap.
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