Advice: Any tips on eating a girl out?

Dear Beerhaze,

Any tips on eating a girl out?

Dear God’s Vanilla,

Yes, use your face!

Things that have been proven to be a waste of time:

  1. Spatulas.
  2. Chop sticks.
  3. Burger wrappers.
  4. Rye bread.
  5. Mustard.

Oh, yes, and don’t chew!

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