Dear Beerhaze,
Why hasn’t anyone invented a Nintendo Wii game where the controller is used as a penis? I think the game could be fun!
Best Nintendo Wii game ever?
Dear Curving East,
Would you really want to risk grandpa throwing out his hip when trying out the game at a family gathering? No, I don’t think so!
It’s not going to happen.
In addition, you need to get laid. Badly.
