Advice: Can love turn into hate?

Dear Beerhaze,

Can love turn into hate?

Women confuse me more and more each day!

Dear Cheese Banjo,

No, love will not turn into hate as long as you do what you girlfriend or wife is telling you to do.

Also, follow these 5 ground rules:

  1. Don’t forget her birthdays.
  2. Don’t call her mother “the milky-faced witch”.
  3. Don’t kick her cat.
  4. Don’t bed her girlfriends.
  5. Don’t wear her shoes.

There is nothing to be confused about if you keep it simple.

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