Dear Beerhaze,
My boyfriend wants to give me a golden shower but I’m not sure. Can urine be dangerous in any way?
Dear Flower Lamp,
Supposedly, a healthy person’s urine is sterile.
Yes, “Boyfriend giving me a golden shower” sounds better than “boyfriend pissing on me”… However, they both involve him disposing of his bodily waste on you.
Never have I heard or read anyone say, “Nothing says ‘I love you!’ like someone peeing on you…” Sure, some people do freaky stuff but it doesn’t necessarily make it a brilliant idea.
No matter what he tells you, this act is not a sign of affection. Have you asked yourself why he feels the need to piss all over you? Can’t he cook you some spicy crab cakes instead?
