Advice: Can you turn gay overnight?

Dear Beerhaze,

I was together with my fiance (we were supposed to get married this spring) for almost 6 years. A couple of weeks ago he dropped a bomb on me: he said he was gay, and was moving out! And he did… he was out of the house the next day already!

How is this possible? Can you turn gay overnight? We used to have sex 4-5 times a week, and I don’t have a penis between my legs.

Dear Wonder Cave,

Let me guess: you guys watched a Matt Damon movie the night before? Kidding…

Well, he either caught the gay bug, and now lives the fun and crazy life of a gay single man, or you were just delivered the most finite break-up line there is…

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