I happened to stumble upon a condom in my son’s wallet when looking for a bill. The shocking part is that he’s only 14! I never though he was having sex as he hasn’t even had a serious girlfriend yet. My husband laughed it off and told me to relax! That’s all he told me, “Relax!”
I can’t relax… I need answers!
Does the condom in his wallet mean that he’s having sex?
Dear Blunt Crayon,
He’s having sex when the condom is on his penis, and both are inside a girl. Your husband didn’t educate you? The condom in the wallet is a guy thing…
The order of things that goes in to a guy’s first wallet:
- Buddy pictures.
- Random notes of very little importance.
- Condom handed out in sex ed class.
- Check from grandma.
His first freebie condom will sit and dry up for a few years. He’s having sex when there are 5 fresh condoms in his wallet and a box of a hundred in his bedside table.