Yesterday a girl licked inside my mouth for about 10 second. Just like that! I was too stunned to do anything and she only stopped when I coughed, and then she left without saying anything.
Does this count as my first kiss?
Dear Velcro Ninja,
No, it simply means that a girl licked inside your mouth for about 10 seconds… Does this happen a lot where you live? Where you standing down at the bus stop one morning, minding your own business, and some stranger checked what you had for breakfast?
Wherever you were and whatever you were doing there – I would avoid that spot in the future. It doesn’t sound very hygienic!