A couple of weeks ago I got home from the pub after been out drinking with my mates, and I passed out naked on the kitchen floor. When I woke up many hours later, my Rottie (Rottweiler) looked very pleased with himself.
It is possible that my dog had his way with me while I was passed out? Heck, I have seen my dog “frisky” and he’s bigger than I am!
Dear Rump Circus,
I think you have a wild imagination and need to settle down a bit, and yes, find yourself a girlfriend. Having erotic fantasies about your dog is very disturbing to say the least.
Unless you were out cold with your ass up in the air, I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Don’t bother punishing the dog if you were able to walk when you woke up, as it was all in your head.