Advice: Find someone to marry an ugly woman?


Dear Beerhaze,

I’m an ugly woman. I was an ugly baby and child. It’s a fact. I’m 43 now and I have never had a boyfriend, and I’m still a virgin.

Never having had men in my life, I have poured everything into my education and career. At 43, I’m the youngest CEO of a big, successful, tech company. I have over 50 personal patents and millions of pounds in investments.

I have everything: huge house, holiday villa in Spain, 3 cars, power boat, a race horse etc. but as much I try to talk myself into everything being “great”, I cannot help but to miss that special someone to share it all with.

Most of my friends are married with kids and I feel like I’m drifting away from them. I hate being the “aunt”!

Where can I find someone to marry an ugly woman?

Dear Please Email Me Again,

Well, there is only so much British royalty available… and Prince Charles is hitched already.

Write a personal ad! Don’t forget to include the below lines and you will be beating away potential boyfriends with a stick…

  1. “Virgin”.
  2. “Millionaire”.
  3. “Huge house, holiday villa in Spain, 3 cars, power boat, a race horse etc…”
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