Dear Beerhaze,
I have been dating my girlfriend for a couple of months. I always considered her hot.
The other night she was over at my place, she used the bathroom and forgot to flush… I happened to see her “job” in the toilet and it was huge! It was much bigger than anything I have ever done. I’m not sure how to describe it… looked like a baseball glove?
Obviously, I didn’t mention my accidental discovery. I simple said a short prayer and hit the flush lever. Since that night, I don’t look at my girlfriend the same way. She’s less hot…
How do I get my girlfriend’s bowel movement out of my head?
Dear Slippery Mud Cake,
Time… Give it time… You are just jealous!
At least she uses the toilet… A much more disturbing question would have been: “How do I get my girlfriend’s bowel movement off my chin?”
Females are mammals too and need to dispose of body waste just like males. The quicker you realize that she’s not a magical fairy being that spreads sparkly dust wherever she goes and sits – the more stable your relationship will be.
It’s not a big deal! Ok… perhaps it was big… but you really will get over it.
