Dear Beerhaze,
How do I get my new girlfriend to have sex? We have been dating for seven weeks and she is it yet to drop her knickers. I have been working her like crazy but do not see any signs of my girlfriend changing her mind. She is not a virgin!
My ex-girlfriend was easy, all I needed to do was ask. I consider asking her again!
Ideas?
Dear Wonder Balls,
Perhaps you are being too pushy and aggressive… It’s a new girlfriend, so I think you need to get back to basics, and see what works. Perhaps the reason for her holding back is something completely inconspicuous: She’s currently going through a Chlamydia and Gonorrhea treatment?
Cover the first page in the girlfriend manual if you can rule out antibiotic reasons:
- Long-time guilt and pleading for sex.
- Cringe worthy and cliched Hallmark card for sex.
- Ridiculously cute stuffed animal holding a heart for sex.
- Overpriced Belgium chocolate for sex.
- Fresh-cut flowers (that would have been cheaper to replace with roofies) for sex.
- Very sheer and deliciously slutty lingerie for sex.
- Perfume that one of your memorable ex-girlfriends used to wear for sex.
- Cocktails, dinner, wine, champagne and more cocktails for sex.
- High-end jewellery or pathetically sentimental silver jewellery for sex.
All of the above for really nasty sex!
